Olympics Aftermath: Funny Quotes, Thrills and Spills

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Amelia Phillips

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The Olympics is over, We’ve seen some highs and some lows, well here are some funny bits. Below are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would rather forget:

1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’

2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’

4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’

5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’

6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’

7. At the Rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’

8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’

9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…Oh my God, what have I just said!’

Click here for some thrills and spills videos.  Warning, some are very cringe-worthy.

Thanks to Liddy for sending me these quotes!

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  • http://blog.freefitnesstips.co.uk/ Tom Parker

    Great post. I’ve read quite a few of these before but they never get any less funny. Love the number 9 quote from the tennis commentator. I think the fact that he realises what he’s said makes it even funnier.

  • http://www.ameliaburton.com.au Amelia Burton

    Hi Tom,
    Yeah the tennis comment is funny, but I particularly like #4 from the boxing commentator.
    Amelia

  • http://writepublishreview.com/ Write Stories Online

    Haha those are fantastic! Made me laugh so much about the horse one .. hahahahaha (there I go again)